What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

What’s on Pornhub?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do people keep saying they have evidence and have presented it that proves you're wrong even though they have none and haven't presented anything? Furthermore, what do they think you're wrong about?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What was your most memorable combat mission during the Vietnam War?

Octopussy

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

James Webb Space Telescope Has Spotted Something “Abnormal, Chaotic, and Strange” 60 Light-Years from Earth - The Debrief

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

How many trans people are lawful gun owners?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”